A poor girl from Chicago has appeared this morning at the Chicago Police Department to denounce her partner because “he always cumming in less than 3 minutes.” In this way, the young woman demands compensation from her boyfriend of 3,500 dollars for each year of relationship, “we have already had four, this is inadmissible, I am tired of hearing moans from my neighbor and I have never had an orgasm in my life”, she told the agents.

The accused, a 23-year-old young man, who preferred to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals and jokes from his friends, has contacted the media to report his version, that is completely different to her partners. “she has a very tight vagina, which I really like and makes me ejaculate quickly. This has never happened to me; I have always made women have an unforgettable time. it’s hers fault”.

Despite the complaint, and the reprimands that they spit on each other, the couple ensures that their love is above everything. “I don’t want to end my relationship with him. I love him madly and I want us to spend our life together. I just think that this situation I have been suffering for years must be financially compensated.”

In social media, both are very happy, or at least they pretend to be, and in any photo they show this little “unimportant” information. According to the complainant, she only intends that her boyfriend “will have to put his socks up and look for solutions. If it is necessary, he must look for professionals ‘help but with 3 minutes’ sexual intercourses I cannot assure my fidelity”.

The agents in charge of taking the girl’s statement warned her that “to denounce, you can denounce what you want”, but they also warned her that this demand would not go anywhere, since this punishment between spouses is not included in the criminal code.