This afternoon has been published a note from the Secretary of Health and Human Services with the idea of ​​silencing the rumors regarding the Argentine star and relieving his followers. This note has clarified that the star recently underwent the coronavirus test, testing positive for everything except the Covid-19.

“I am fresh as a daisy,” said the legendary player when he heard the news, “I already said I always keep this virus and any other at bay,” “I will tell you something, nothing is by chance, for a virus stay alive in my blood it has to come strong as an oak”. 

In fact, as Dr John Ointment declares, “I see him ready to return to professional football, Diego is literally on fire, the blood test is lamentable, it was close to blow up, but it doesn’t seem to influence him the least, he’s in great physical conditions”, concludes the prestigious doctor.