The new crime of sexual imprudence that the criminal code will contemplate, will be punished with up to 3 years in prison for all those who try or allow themselves to introduce the virile member without condoms on the first date, even though it will not be applicable is cases of latex allergy or erectile dysfunction.

It will be considered a crime of sexual imprudence always, without excuses for being drunk or not having condom. The prison terms will range from 6 to 24 months if it’s shown that people have confidence in each other , and from 24 to 36 months if they are considered to be unconscious and hace not idea of the lifetime. There will also be prison for those who allow this activity without reporting it to the authorities, such as those who encourage their friends.

A government spokesman stated that lately the boys are very promiscuous, like the girls who show their buttocks on Instagram. “We have lost educational and awareness about the HIV AIDS and all because of reggaeton. it’s not worth the excuse of -The special one or it’s the first time I do it-“.

After clarifying that the people involved in the sexual relationship are the only ones responsable and recognizing that detecting this crime is practically impossible, the spokesman has asked all young people to report everyone they suspect.