The congress approved this morning in the United States Capitol with urgency a new law that allows people with alopecia free access to all pools and water parks.

 After an interview one of the deputies who have promoted this new law, John Chopped, kindly made the following statements:

“Nobody with hair can imagine the heat that we people with alopecia suffer in summer, the bald head begins to sweat and we always have to carry our stuff to cool off.”

“For this reason, the government has decided to mail a cap to each bald man and we have approved a law so that all rich or poor bald men have the same opportunities to take a good dip in a pool during the summer months and can protect themselves from the sun,” said Mr. Chopped