A 41 year-old man has been admitted to the Hospital emergency department this morning in Boston after dislocating his right shoulder and experiencing a blackout, the call to emergency services was made by his mother once she got into the room and found her half-naked son’s body lying on the floor in front of his computer.

Apparently the man dislocated his shoulder and got a septic shock caused by masturbating 43 times in one day. The number of times was known after his mother found a little notebook where he had written a list called “Today’s masturbation”, reaching a total of 43 and a half; Not even close to the Guinness World Record male masturbation won by a Russian boy getting a total of 83.

The man’s mother explained to the medical team that the previous day she heard her son talking to his friends “something about free premium pornhub service” but she didn’t care or knew what it was about. The reason he was taken into hospital has been none other than his repeated masturbations but it should be noticed his health is not in danger and he’s recovering favorably.