This is the case of Angela Copulating, a 29-year-old woman, who after doing all kinds of miraculous diets without success, chose to follow the advice of a friend and has managed to lose 80 pounds in just one month.

We have approached Angela’s house to gather more information and after eating a bag of chocolate muffins and two donuts, she has made the following statements:

“I weighed more than 200 pounds a month ago, I had already tried all kinds of diets of those that appear on television and after spending a whole month running every day and eating only lettuce, the only thing I managed to lose were the glasses while I was running”.

“So I spoke to a friend of mine and she said that all I had to do was having sex at least 5 times a day and I could eat as much as I wanted, then in one month I would see the results.”

“I have lost 80 pounds in just one month, I eat two chocolate tablets daily, a bag of muffins and at least four cakes between meals, I happily eat everything,” said Angela while eating a bacon sandwich.