The 110th edition of the Jean Bouin, was held this Sunday in Barcelona. Tom P. Ennies in men and Verónica Cruz in women have been proclaimed champions in their respective races on a pretty hot day with little public. But the covers have been for P. Ennies, who won the 5 miles race and also the 100m sprint by a margin of 0.01 seconds, and which according to the photo, the sprinter’s victory has been produced due to his erection. In the photograph you can clearly see how his penis crosses the line first, then the rival’s nose and then P. Ennies’ body.
We all thought he was the second classified, because the girth of his Kenyan rival concealed the size of the penis. But when the jurors zoomed in on the final moment, they could clearly see P. Ennies won thanks to his erection.
He has been proclaimed champion with a time of 11 seconds but he has got famous thanks to his erection during the race which makes him win by a margin of 0.01 seconds, A minimal and historical difference that is already going around the world.
“I never imagined that I could win by going hard, but in athletics anything goes. I think that from now on I will try to work on this technique, but the truth is that it is not easy to control it because your head thinks about one thing and the one below another. I honestly don’t know when I got hard but I think it was shortly 5 seconds before starting. God bless my boners”, said the good Tom P. Ennies, still with tears in his eyes after the victory. Now he is waiting at the airport to return to his country, where friends and family are waiting for him, who are already nicknamed him “The Big Hard-on” A phenomenon.