A report by the National Institute of Statistics ensures that 90% of North American women have requested a Satisfyer at Christmas.

“I am a sexologist and within all I know so far, I’ve ever met a person who makes me feel what I feel with the sucker vibrator, my neighbor lent it to me me and to be honest I’m going crazy with it. I’ve already told her that until I got mine I won’t return it to her”

“As soon as I got mine as Christmas gift from my sister, I plan to divorce my husband, so I can see everything I want on the TV at any time”.

“I will sleep all night without being disturbed , I will always have my sucker vibrator on hand, are all advantages”, said a woman interviewed by one of our reporters.